May 2013

The Archives

• Candy Crush Tips

  05.29.13 | Permalink |Game, Information, iPhone| Comments Off on Candy Crush Tips

  I know many of you are playing Candy Crush. Here is a tip for you. If you cannot solve the level in your iPad, Android or iPhone, try doing it on your PC using the Facebook AppCenter. Many times I could pass the level using PC.

  Somehow it is easier using the PC. Hope this tip helps you!

• Cute Baby

  05.29.13 | Permalink |Video| Comments Off on Cute Baby

  She is so adorable and MUMMY still the BEST!

• Best Salesman

  05.29.13 | Permalink |Living, Video| Comments Off on Best Salesman

  If I am running a business to sell iPad, I will hire him

• Happy Mother's Day To All!

  05.13.13 | Permalink |Living| Comments Off on Happy Mother's Day To All!

  Appreciate Your Mother everyday and pampered her today!

  
  
  

• Mulberry Tree

  05.13.13 | Permalink |Garden Tips| Comments Off on Mulberry Tree

  Someone gave my family some mulberry shoots to plant my garden. Within weeks, it started to grow. I am glad that I have a mulberry tree in my garden and I love eating those mulberries.

  A tip to get your mulberry to fruit, let it grow about 10 feet and start pruning it. A day after you prune it, the tree will fruit. Not just a few but a lot of fruits. Try it.

  I got some heart shape mulberries too. By the way, wait for the mulberry to turn dark purple so that it will be sweet.

  
  

  
  

• Juice

  05.13.13 | Permalink |Living, Penang| Comments Off on Juice

  These few days have been really hot here. I am getting so heaty and I just needed this. Yes a big glass of honeydew Juice! Definitely cooling!!!! This big glass cost less that USD$2, dirt cheap too. Only in Penang.

  
  
  

• Creative Furniture

  05.13.13 | Permalink |Living| Comments Off on Creative Furniture

• Great Stress Reliever

  05.13.13 | Permalink |Entertainment| Comments Off on Great Stress Reliever

  The other day my friend posted this on my FB. I crack up laughing reading this. Certainly a great way to relief stress. Read it if you are under stress!

  HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
  These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

  ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
  WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
  ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
  WITNESS: My name is Susan!
  _______________________________
  ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
  WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
  ____________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
  WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
  ____________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
  WITNESS: July 18th.
  ATTORNEY: What year?
  WITNESS: Every year.
  _____________________________________
  ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
  WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
  ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
  WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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  ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
  WITNESS: Yes.
  ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
  WITNESS: I forget..
  ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
  ___________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
  WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
  ____________________________________

  ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
  WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
  ___________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
  WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
  _________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
  WITNESS: Yes.
  ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
  WITNESS: Getting laid
  ____________________________________________

  ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
  WITNESS: Yes.
  ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
  WITNESS: None.
  ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
  WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
  ____________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
  WITNESS: By death..
  ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
  WITNESS: Take a guess.
  ___________________________________________

  ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
  WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
  ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
  WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
  _____________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
  WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
  ______________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
  WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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  ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
  WITNESS: Oral…
  _________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
  WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
  ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
  WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
  ____________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
  WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

  ______________________________________
  And last:

  ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
  WITNESS: No.
  ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
  WITNESS: No.
  ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
  WITNESS: No..
  ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
  WITNESS: No.
  ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
  WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
  ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
  WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

• Household Tips: Making Candy Pops

  05.13.13 | Permalink |Household Tips| Comments Off on Household Tips: Making Candy Pops

  I found this video and it is a great video to make Candy Pops. It is great for party or giveaways!

• Household Tips: All In One

  05.07.13 | Permalink |Household Tips| Comments Off on Household Tips: All In One

  Wow I found this page: http://pinterest.com/txterrisweeps/who-knew-clever-tricks-handy-household-tips/

  Lots of household Tips, all in one site with pictures too!