Appreciate Your Mother everyday and pampered her today!

Someone gave my family some mulberry shoots to plant my garden. Within weeks, it started to grow. I am glad that I have a mulberry tree in my garden and I love eating those mulberries.

A tip to get your mulberry to fruit, let it grow about 10 feet and start pruning it. A day after you prune it, the tree will fruit. Not just a few but a lot of fruits. Try it.

I got some heart shape mulberries too. By the way, wait for the mulberry to turn dark purple so that it will be sweet.

These few days have been really hot here. I am getting so heaty and I just needed this. Yes a big glass of honeydew Juice! Definitely cooling!!!! This big glass cost less that USD$2, dirt cheap too. Only in Penang.

The other day my friend posted this on my FB. I crack up laughing reading this. Certainly a great way to relief stress. Read it if you are under stress!

HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

I found this video and it is a great video to make Candy Pops. It is great for party or giveaways!

Wow I found this page: http://pinterest.com/txterrisweeps/who-knew-clever-tricks-handy-household-tips/

Lots of household Tips, all in one site with pictures too!

Remember my cucumber plant, finally I got cucumber from it. At first when it sprouted out my compost, I thought it was a watermelon plant. The plant started with lots of male flowers and no female flowers to be seen. I was so excited when 1 sprouted out. However it died because I was still learning how to hand pollinate it.

I decided to direct it to climb up to my pergola. As it climbed, it produces more female flowers. Finally I managed to pollinate a few female flowers and got cucumbers! *EXCITED*

Started with a funny shaped cucumber but it grown to be fat.

Now I am getting double!

Here is a video to teach you how to make light by using LED and lime. Try it!

How many of you would follow if you know the secret of looking you? I know I would not because I know I cannot give up certain things.

Yesterday I saw a video that someone shared about a lady who is 70 looking like a 30 in age. She only eats fresh vegetables, fruits and drink fresh juices. She plants them herself. You can see her looks and judge by yourself.